This is your present.
Do you remember this? You look so mad or intense about something, but in the full picture, you are holding up a pink sweater!! Does this look like a pink sweater pose? Well, I get a chuckle out of it every time I see it.
Now imagine if you lived here, we could go to lunch and I could bring a present for you in one of those little tissue paper bags of a knick knack you don't really need. Isn't this way more fun?
The apple didn't fall far from the tree. Be nice to your mom on her b-day, Tiff!